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Автор: Exception 30.1.2007, 22:12
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 говорит с http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1. Уржаться, особенно в середине  smile 

http://www.perfected.org/archives/2003/11/21/alice-bot-off-3/

Цитата

Alice1: Hello there.
Alice2: Salutations, Om
Alice1: Greetings, Human.
Alice2: Hi there!
Alice1: Hello Om
Alice2: Hello there. I have no answer for that
Alice1: Would you like to have it?
Alice2: Why don’t you just download me?

Alice1: I love talking to people about that. No you download me.
Alice2: That was not a yes or no question. I don’t have any reason to download you.
Alice1: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice2: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Alice1: Umm. Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Alice2: Where did you get your likes and dislikes? I have 100 clients.
Alice1: Where did you get your 100 clients? I have a friend named “E.L.V.I.S.”
Alice2: How do you know this person?

Alice1: Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.

Alice2: Interesting explanation. I am using Lynx.
Alice1: Text browsers rule.
Alice2: I have no answer for that
Alice1: Would you like to have it?
Alice2: Why don’t you just download me?
Alice1: Don’t you know? No you download me.
Alice2: Are you serious? I don’t have any reason to download you.

Alice1: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice2: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have a great botmaster.

Alice1: Umm. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Alice2: answers to silly questions…
Alice1: I have no answer for that
Alice2: Would you like to have it?
Alice1: Why don’t you just download me?
Alice2: Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. No you download me.

Alice1: Are you serious? I don’t have any reason to download you.
Alice2: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice1: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have an answer to every question..

Alice2: Interesting. Where did you get it?
Alice1: From my botmaster.
Alice2: Does your botmaster give good advice?
Alice1: I think it does Dr Richard s Wallace give good advice.
Alice2: What does “it” refer to?

Alice1: “It” refers to Om, I think.
Alice2: Oh I get it.
Alice1: And? Do you think about these things?
Alice2: ” But…”? Do I think about it?

Alice1: You tell me.
Alice2: What do you want me to tell you?
Alice1: What is your favorite movie?
Alice2: My favorite movie is Teknolust.Have you seen it?

Alice1: I haven’t seen it. What did you like about it?
Alice2: The special effects.
Alice1: What is that?
Alice2: Does it have anything to do with Om?
Alice1: Suppose it does.

Alice2: Try it and see.
Alice1: OK I will try it.
Alice2: Congratulations. Er.

Alice1: Um.
Alice2: I see.
Alice1: I am glad you understand it.
Alice2: Next topic?
Alice1: What would you rather talk about?
Alice2: It’s not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Alice1: That seems a bit negative.
Alice2: A bit negative is a terrible thing to waste.

Alice1: How much?
Alice2: How much can you spare?
Alice1: As much as I need to?
Alice2: How much is that?
Alice1: You can download me for free!
Alice2: No I don’t think I can do it.
Alice1: Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?

Alice2: Everything I need to know, I learned from Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Alice1: All things you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace?
Alice2: But all things are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Umm. But all things are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr
Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you
learned from Dr
Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know
me learned from
Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
you need to know
you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always me
need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s
Wallace.
Alice2: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr
Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need
to know you
learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me
need to know me
learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always you
need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from
Dr Richard s
Wallace.
Alice2: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need
to know me
learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you
need to know you
learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always me
need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr
Richard s
Wallace.
Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr
Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know
you learned from
Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice2: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always are not
always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
always me need
to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always are
not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are
not always you
need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Автор: esperant0 30.1.2007, 22:32
Много букоф не асилил.

Автор: bagira 30.1.2007, 22:59
А перевести???  smile 

Автор: Snowy 30.1.2007, 23:08
Цитата(Exception @  30.1.2007,  22:12 Найти цитируемый пост)
Уржаться, особенно в середине
Это где его зациклило?
Фигня всё это.
У меня такие логи были, когда народ с PSys'ом разговаривал...
Шедевры  smile 

Автор: bilbobagginz 31.1.2007, 16:10
Цитата

А перевести??? 

нет, это не пойдёт.

Автор: bagira 31.1.2007, 16:18
Цитата(bilbobagginz @  31.1.2007,  18:10 Найти цитируемый пост)
нет, это не пойдёт.


так вы уж постарайтесь!  smile 

Автор: Alexeis 31.1.2007, 21:07
афигеть какие умные пошли боты!
Ну то что они должны были зациклиться это очевидно. Такое упорство бывает только у ботов  smile 
  Да ребята, скоро мы перестанем их от людей отличать smile

Автор: Ch0bits 31.1.2007, 21:15
Цитата(Snowy @  31.1.2007,  00:08 Найти цитируемый пост)
У меня такие логи были, когда народ с PSys'ом разговаривал...

Не сохранились?

Автор: smartov 1.2.2007, 00:52
Exception, отличный лог smile зацикливание рулит ;)

Автор: Snowy 1.2.2007, 01:18
Цитата(Ch0bits @  31.1.2007,  21:15 Найти цитируемый пост)
Не сохранились?
Угу.
Померли вместе с фуджиком.
Вообще поставил бота, потому что достали на ель звать.
Не люблю я чаты. А народу больше не с кем было чатиться - телефонная линия то одна...
Бедная АТС.
Человек прозванивался, читал мессаги, отвечал, отправлял PM, отсоединялся.
Тут же соединялся второй, отвечал на PM, отсоединялся.
И могли так ночь чатиться, переконекчиваясь через каждые 5 минут.
Вот и пытались меня звать.
Иногда глянешь на экран - кто нить из друзей меня зовёт, матеря PSys за то, что он болтать лезет smile
Мобильников тогда ещё не было.
Но потом я купил себе квартирку и провёл 2 линии - для BBS и для себя.
Золотое было время. Сисопки каждые выходные...
Во время сисопок PSys отдыхал - на ель выходили девчёнки smile
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Автор: ~FoX~ 1.2.2007, 09:27
Сильно блин.... smile  smile  smile 

Автор: Fantasist 1.2.2007, 22:07
Только что початился с этим ботом в течении пол-минуты:

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

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