Dr. Seuss Explains Computers

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and you data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on antoher protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distored by the side effects of Gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.

P.S. Пробовал перевести на русский, не получается

Rulesssss!!!!

December, определенно рулеззз

Угу

странно я и не думал что смогу с такой легкостью перевести текст

хотя перевести несмог нормально... Инглиш учить надо

Перевести, чтобы понять я смог - а вот сложить в нечто похожее на стих...

Bus stops at the bus station
Train stops at the train station
Work stops at the workstation