Оригинал был здесь: http://www.selectorweb.com/java.html

/* Declaration of a Softwaredeveloper */

class CSoftwareProfessional
{
private:
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void* work;

private:
complex UpdateSkills();
long DownloadPictures();
long PlayNetworkGames(CSoftwareProfessional& OtherProfessional);

public:
short PaintTheManagers();
virtual void WorkDuringDay() = 0;
long SendMails();
long ReceiveMails();
long Send(CPictures& Pictures);
long Send(CJokes& Jokes);
};

вспоминается знаменитый Party.pas и procedure Drinks;